by dreamygreentea September 06, 2020
The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.
by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014
Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days
Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!
Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*
Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*
by Realharrystylesfan June 27, 2021
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.
by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.
by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023
by you_frickin_fricks November 21, 2022
A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.
Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.
Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.
Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.
Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.
Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017