toad

1. What Lando forbids.

2. A new drug craze, "toad" is slang for the Colombian spotted toad. When licked, the toads give a euphoria that's . . . that's just great.

Side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that's your butthole). There'll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. And forget getting lucky: "it" falls off. Your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.

Other slang for using toad includes "Lilypadding," "Frenching the prince," and "Doing Kermit"

"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take of you to end up in the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?"

"JUST ONE."

by Lando Griffin December 21, 2003

Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

by Zurp May 2, 2005

Sex on toast

Adj: Posessing the quality of extreme goodness - i.e.; highly delicious, " attractive, " awesome...

Fig. 1: "Dude, this lasagne is beyond sex on toast."

Fig. 2: "Oh, my God. Your couch is SO sex on toast."

Fig. 3: "Did you see the booty on that bitch? Sex on toast, man. Sex On Toast."

by Bolognaise August 12, 2008

toad the wet sprocket

A pop/rock band from the 80's and 90's

I finally got some toad the wet sprocket tickets

by finbar36 February 6, 2010

Toaster Oven

A presumably heterosexual woman who is about to have sex with a lesbian for the first time.

Lizzy: I hooked up with Sarah last night.

Veronica: Was she a toaster oven?

Lizzy: Yeah, it was her first time with a girl.

by Lizzy the Lezzie October 4, 2010

butter the toast

To come all over a nice pussy

She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!

by snoop dizzle December 7, 2002

Toast

Toast is a New York slang for Gun. It probably evolved from the term Burner (as in when the bullet pierces your body it burns).

by mauriciagrant October 20, 2003