Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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by twarriephobic October 19, 2020
Get the no thinkmug. A piece of personal opinion written by an individual to gas-light or target a specific entity or topic.
Employee 1: Hey did you hear anything from Bobby yet , he's not been finishing his work
Employee 2: Dude he's in jail
Employee 1: Yeah that's cool and all but he still needs to finish his work, think I'm gonna write a think-piece on him
Employee 2: wtf
Employee 2: Dude he's in jail
Employee 1: Yeah that's cool and all but he still needs to finish his work, think I'm gonna write a think-piece on him
Employee 2: wtf
by MikeTheFragantist February 3, 2025
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Get the I’m smarter than you people think I ammug. Thinking about Sevi is one of the greatest things you could do in this world . Studies have shown that when you think about Sevi you feel euphoria, adrenaline, dopamine and a general sensation of completeness.
by Despoina h May 26, 2023
Get the Thinking about Sevimug. The fraud that starts calling other people/teams frauds before anybody would think yo look at whether he/she/they were also frauds.
When somebody who's looking for a scapegoat starts calling one or two people/teams frauds and avoids calling the collective whole frauds, what do those peoplr/teams think the people calling them frauds really are? The quick thinking fraud is the first to start punishing others before anybody would think these might not be such honest, good, or innocent people themselves doing the punishing or firing.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
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