Group fitness classes with charismatic and successful instructors exhibit features of cults. Converts are broken down and built back up as lean, mean exercise machines. They are instilled with group think and identity. “Welcome to the family! You’re in for a great work out. Becky is the best instructors out there. Did you see her abs?” is what the student most devoted to Dear Leader might say to a new recruit dragged there by her spouse.
“Cult Meat” is whatever the instructor is pushing on the side to her students in order to build her bankroll to afford her own studio someday and/or Lexus and plastic surgery payments. So, it might be special supplements or shake powders that are part of a multilevel marketing scam. That’s more common and transparent. But, Cult Meat is more covert. The instructor might push a low carb Keto Diet, which is protein and grass-fed meat heavy. And, she happens to invest in a co-op that will deliver a high quality product in exchange for your hard earned dollars. See! Nothing bad is happening here. It’s just a fitness instructor helping her students improve their nutrition. And, she also sells fun branded clothes now and is expanding into Cult Eggs. What’s happening is the instructor is a shrewd capitalist building a devoted and captive customer base who has lost the understanding they can just buy the same thing for less money from Whole Paycheck or any normal person grocery store.
“Cult Meat” is whatever the instructor is pushing on the side to her students in order to build her bankroll to afford her own studio someday and/or Lexus and plastic surgery payments. So, it might be special supplements or shake powders that are part of a multilevel marketing scam. That’s more common and transparent. But, Cult Meat is more covert. The instructor might push a low carb Keto Diet, which is protein and grass-fed meat heavy. And, she happens to invest in a co-op that will deliver a high quality product in exchange for your hard earned dollars. See! Nothing bad is happening here. It’s just a fitness instructor helping her students improve their nutrition. And, she also sells fun branded clothes now and is expanding into Cult Eggs. What’s happening is the instructor is a shrewd capitalist building a devoted and captive customer base who has lost the understanding they can just buy the same thing for less money from Whole Paycheck or any normal person grocery store.
“Honey, I’m super happy you’re going to this exercise class. But, when I went it was super culty and not for me. I just like jogging to the dog park through the woods and not a moonlighting Air Force officer shouting over the music in my ears. I’m concerned that we’re now buying products she’s selling to the class. While I like the steak you bought, it’s not in fact American Waygu Beef because that’s not a thing. It’s cult meat!”
by T1000inSpace July 18, 2021
by iliketoeatpie123 June 29, 2019
Floor is heaven we need to clean it with bleach , we love floor and floor love us
Be like us
Love floor
Be like us
Love floor
by SmallBlue_Boi November 10, 2020
One of 3 Ethantopian Religions. This cult worships the Ram that tried to overthrow the Ape God who was sent into the soul of the planet.
by Randonarchy April 03, 2021
A group of people with PFP’s of demon slayer characters with country aspects to them (Cowboy hats, horses, etc). A tiktok/discord cult.
This group is very cool and chill, and they hope to get more popular.
This group is very cool and chill, and they hope to get more popular.
by That cool aroace August 02, 2021
Berry cult is a cult that was founded by Artorias himself, Berry cult inspired by an item called berry on genshin impact
by razansan January 27, 2021
A cult of weirdos who play geometry dash and spam colon three in a text channel. And we play a lot of geometry dash, believe me.
Owned by Prismapeia.
Owned by Prismapeia.
"Can you send it in The Colon Three Cult?"
by TheCub1cal February 26, 2025