by Leafletreef October 19, 2024

I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think
by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024

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by NeedForSpeed2004 September 18, 2020

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018

When a male or female takes there hand and in a deep stroking motion massages and stimulates the females clitoris!!
by Denny's sexy play bunny💋 February 3, 2019

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot
by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022
