In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.
Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020

by skeet40 October 13, 2010

by Grungus April 18, 2018

A phrase that is generally uttered when someone heavily underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.
Person 1: "Yo, did you see the news? A crazy storm is gonna hit tonight. You better prepare!"
Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. You think I'm scared of a little bad weather?"
Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. You think I'm scared of a little bad weather?"
by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
by Big fat chick November 30, 2019

by Spatwu May 27, 2024
