Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
by i sharted😠March 4, 2022
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Get the shartmug. The process of blissfully sharting through sexual intercourse.
"She totally Nik sharted me last night"
"She totally Nik sharted me last night"
by Shartylvr123 February 26, 2021
Get the Nik shartmug. by CROPTICBOT July 5, 2021
Get the Shartmug. Oh Em Gee! Did that bitch shart?
Yes in fact, that female dog did indeed have a bit of flatulence with a little bit of…mmmm.. diarrhea.
Yes in fact, that female dog did indeed have a bit of flatulence with a little bit of…mmmm.. diarrhea.
by ChristmasMassacre September 24, 2021
Get the Shartmug. Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.
by Tegrofreven February 2, 2022
Get the Shart Shamingmug.