Ask the Poles. They know.

Another catchphrase for email footers and instant messenger status messages.
From the NYT column article "The Glory of Poland" by Roger Cohen.
- How on earth can you title an article "The Glory of Poland"?
- Ask the Poles. They know.
by TomGore April 13, 2010
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Alaskan Telephone Pole

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.
That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.
by CosmicRebellion September 03, 2009
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South Pole Pincher

The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.
I gave your fat-assed mom the old "South Pole Pincher" last night... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)
by Huge D September 05, 2006
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pole smoking junkie

sum 1 that likes smoking pole "sucking dick" so much that when theyre not doing it theyre going threw withdrwrals
pole smoking junkie is like a crack head without crack
by jrebel January 19, 2010
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Rusty Tent Pole

A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.

Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.
Josh: My dick still stinks from that rusty tent pole on friday night.
by Mr.Buzz December 12, 2006
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pole-licker

One who cleans the cylinderical tube that exoctic dances rub all regions of their body on, with ones tounge in an upward movement.
"Ariane is a pole-licker!"
by Sim1 December 11, 2003
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defra lard pole

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks
David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours
by Tresspass July 25, 2006
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