Another catchphrase for email footers and instant messenger status messages.
From the NYT column article "The Glory of Poland" by Roger Cohen.
From the NYT column article "The Glory of Poland" by Roger Cohen.
by TomGore April 13, 2010
A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.
That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.
by CosmicRebellion September 03, 2009
The act of pinching an overweight person's butt cheeks together and making love to the compressed cheeks and not the anus.
by Huge D September 05, 2006
sum 1 that likes smoking pole "sucking dick" so much that when theyre not doing it theyre going threw withdrwrals
by jrebel January 19, 2010
A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.
Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.
Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.
by Mr.Buzz December 12, 2006
One who cleans the cylinderical tube that exoctic dances rub all regions of their body on, with ones tounge in an upward movement.
"Ariane is a pole-licker!"
by Sim1 December 11, 2003
An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks
by Tresspass July 25, 2006