Green Baby

The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god

Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?

Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?

Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry

by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019

Weiner Baby

A guy who is gay but is afraid to admit it because of the social impact on there life.

Chris is a Weiner Baby, he doesn't want to tell anyones he gay. #gayyy

by BIG DADDY AARON October 30, 2019

Baby Friday

Thursday

Thursday is often referred to as Baby Friday.

by talk2me-JCH2 November 3, 2023

Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.

"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."

by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012

Baby Sherpa

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.

Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.

by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019

baby seed

Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.

Shoot your baby seed in there.

by babylegsandwheels December 30, 2015

baby guisada

Mexican baby gravy

Juan blew his baby guisada into my taco!

by Amy Sherita June 8, 2015