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Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.
Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
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air jenkins

When someone who thinks that are good at basketball joins your team and they turn out to be complete ass.
Tommy is such an air jenkins. He sucks.
by memesweeper May 31, 2017
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air bird

When you totally miss absolutely everything (be it a pig or a building) in a level while playing Angry Birds. This usually happens to novices and involves launching the bird way over everything in the level.
*Joe plays Angry Birds for the first time and epically fails.
Joe: "MAN, I suck at this game, total air bird..."
Friends: "AAAAIR BIIIIRD"
by HRobiso September 4, 2011
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air high

Air high is when you get loopy or hyper from no reason and blame it on air.
by Crazy band kid October 5, 2019
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Air Power

Ultimate airborne supremacy. Only said out-loud by NARPs when an aircraft is spotted overhead.
"Basic Cadets, gaze at the air power."

*F-35 goes BRRRRRRRR* "Airpower, HUA?" - C4C Narp
by Narpcotic May 13, 2020
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air flares

A bboy power move, swinging legs up in the air and flip the body. Many power movers are known for mastering this move, such as bboy pocket.
Bboy pocket's air flares are as fast as thunder.
by cnsbyc February 9, 2017
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air step

When you think there is another step but there isnt and you end up stomping on the ground.
I stepped on an air step amd dropped my books!
by ryanthek1d2 December 23, 2014
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