hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger
by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017
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A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.
Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent
by Imnotthough December 30, 2024
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Badgered it

When you leave the hair curler on the carpet and burn a hole.
Hey Cody badgers got a hole in her carpet
Yeahhh she badgered it up
by NortherNmexicaN September 16, 2025
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Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.
Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.
by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024
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seth badger

he still hold the word record of the biggest pp in the world but previously it was 14 inches now it 17inches he has a new love of his life but this one is actually gonna last forever and they don't think that they will last forever they know they will his new love of his life is the most funniest, gorgeous, cutest, sexiest person in the world he loves her soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much she is the most important thing in the world to him he will never do anything to hurt her and is that lucky to have her and is the only thing he can think about she never leaves his mind .
reminds me of the Seth badger relationship
by Sethtttttttttt1 April 25, 2021
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Dick Badger

Charlotte is always hunting dick, she's such a dick badger...
by Reginald D Hunter January 18, 2019
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reverse badger

Having sex while the girl has her legs interlocked behind her head.
What’s ur favorite sex position?
Mines the reverse badger.
by Firehawk3256 July 11, 2023
mugGet the reverse badgermug.

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