The act of dropping SPICY stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act). It's essentially a Cleveland steamer after eating spicy food (e.g., a habañero pepper).
We had intended to perform a Cleveland steamer as part of our nightly love ritual, but the extra-hot chimichangas I had for lunch resulted in a Spicy Texas and gave my lover a chemical burn on her chest, resulting in a nasty hospital visit and an embarrassing explanation to the nurses.
by FluidMechanics January 19, 2010
by ZBarry McKockinerL December 26, 2022
Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.
HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.
HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.
Example 2 actual experience-
Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?
Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
by TheLordOfFridges November 07, 2022
by Bsmdns February 22, 2018
A city in Central Texas known for their football team, especially kicking the ass out of Rockdale. Don’t catch yourself there late at night.
by 4WayNoWay May 25, 2020
Natural immunity to COVID 19 gained through partying like a true Texan during COVID times. It is highly recommended to frequently socialize in person with others, consume sufficient amounts of vitamin D, and to regularly exercise both indoors at a gym and outdoors in between doses.
Bob is in no rush to get the Prizer or Moderna COVID 19 vaccine, he already received multiple doses of the Texas Vaccine at various house parties.
by Slyver2020 December 21, 2020