luke taylor

Possibly the biggest bullshiter in the universe who always bullshits about thing such as; his laptop being an ultimate gaming setup and his Intel HD graphics card being dual 980ti's.

Luke Taylor: "Lad, I'm getting Escape from Tarkov"
Everyone else: "okay then Luke. Whatever."

by LukeTaylorsLaptop March 21, 2017

Dallas Taylor

The coolest man ever to live. Dallas sang for underoath until their newest SHIT CD, They're Only Chasing Safety.

His work on songs such as Walking Away and When the Sun Sleeps is supergooddd.

P1- "Are you Dallas Taylor? I LOVE YOU DALLAS TAYLOR"

Dallas Taylor- "No I am not. You must be mistaken. That man over there is Dallas Taylor"

Man over there- "NO I'M NOT, DUDE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

by Adam Johnson, of course September 10, 2005

Taylor Swifting

1. The art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to Taylor Swift.

2. The internet meme involving dragging your ass across the floor like an old dog (made popular by South Park).

Keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.

Person 1: Did you do your homework?

Person 2: No, I spent the whole day Taylor Swifting.

Person 1: Is that boy really worth it?

Person 2: No, not Taylor Swifting in that way, I was dragging my ass across the carpet all day.

by TheAmazinNickyZ November 7, 2012

jayceon taylor

the sickest rapper (aka the Game) to ever set foot on the earth since B.I.G RIP.

The Game, Jayceon Taylor, could kick 50 cents ass anyday of the week.

by GGGGG-UNOT July 12, 2006

Taylor

Taylor is a unisex name, Fuck you all -_-

Girl Taylor:I'm Beautiful
Guy Taylor: Fuck you

by Sigma_Reaper October 26, 2016

Taylor

Girls named Taylor look just like Moose...

Damn Taylor she looks like a moose.

by itsbluxa February 18, 2017

Taylor

Otherwise known as a Polly Pocket. Tends to where brightly coloured clothes and measures only a few inches in height

Stop being a Taylor and wear some normal clothes!!

by Taylor8385 September 20, 2013