shizerkopf

A Nazi-Arse word for "Shit-Head"

Yo, yo hommie, that guy is a shizerkopf

by Michael Wesley May 30, 2005

shize

To be selfish, or hoard things for yourself.

You're a shizer, give me some of that food.

by blal October 12, 2008

Mr. Swigert

A great man who we must all worship

Hail Mr. Swigert!

by #IQ134 May 5, 2019

Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 8, 2009

Sizeist

A person that makes fun of or hates fat/large people. The extra fat upon a person's body discusses them.

Mother: Your friend David is so fat!
Son: Mom! You're such a sizeist.

by katz94 June 17, 2010

sized up

A way of saying a man got a boner, stiffy, erection, etc.

Sized up is a play on the phrase 'siezed up'.

Alexa: I came twice in a row thinking about last night

Jordan: Dayumm I just sized up hard

by Alexob May 19, 2014

Swike

A person who is always confused and never know what's going on

"Destiny you're such a Swike"

by WatchoutforDestiny December 14, 2015