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assfisted suicide

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.
No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.
by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010
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BrickBreaker Suicide

The term is used once you have successfully beat all levels of BrickBreaker on your BlackBerry and you commit suicide because there is no point to life after such a task is complete.
The man committed BrickBreaker Suicide last night on the train ride back to his apartment from Penn Station. He was only 34 leaving 2 children behind ages 3 and 12.
by Eric345678956789 August 5, 2008
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suicidal people

Suicidal people are people who want to kill themselves...or have tried and survived...or maybe trying to commit suicide... they have there reasons why they want to...like me...so don't judge them or make fun of them because they are not living there are surviving...they barely go through there days...most of the time they cut themselves...burn... Or bruise themselves...for them this is there only way out...they like the pain...t
Suicidal people
Are just angels who want to go home...because there home sick.
by Twenty Øne llamas July 4, 2016
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Suicide lane

A suicide lane is a center lane on a roadway seperating opposing directional movements that is used as a passing lane for both directions simultaneously. If one was not careful when pulling into the suicide lane to pass a slow moving vehicle, they might collide head on with another vehicle doing the same thing, but in the opposing direction. Hence, the term suicide lane. The term has been misapplied in recent years to a center lane where vehicles in either direction can make left turns. This is not historically accurate and true suicide lanes are very rare today.
The two drivers died from a head on collision in the suicide lane when each driver tried to pass slow moving vehicles.
by The Traffic Man February 4, 2017
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Suicide Bomber

A suicide bomber is where a man defecates on a woman's breasts, then wipes the feces off with pages torn from the Quoran.
Linus gave Sally a suicide bomber last night. Needless to say, Sally's Muslim dad is pretty pissed.
by Ol Dirty Fuka May 3, 2010
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Suicide Music

Music people often commit suicide to, the prime example being: "Gloomy Sunday".
Man: I just broke up with my girlfriend, now I've lost my reason to live. What should I do?
Devil: Listen to some suicide music. It will cure everything.

Sunday is gloomy, my hours are slumberless
Dearest the shadows I live with are numberless
Little white fl... BANG!!!!
by Hobgoblin88 March 29, 2009
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Suicide Girls

A community of beautiful girls, inked, pierced and happily mutilated to perfection getting naked for each other and everyone else.
Have you seen the Suicide Girls site?
check it out at www.suicidegirls.com
by Young Jedi May 5, 2005
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