Scandinavian spray tan

A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.

Customer: Good morning, could I book Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph for a Scandinavian spray tan please?

Operator: Most certainly, which date and time did you have in mind?

by dashfox883 July 17, 2021

Get out and stay here

Usually used when one wants someone to stay in a place but also wishes to convey how rediculous the notion of leaving is.

Person 1: Right, I have to go. I have work in the morning.

Person 2: Get out and stay here! Who cares about work?!

by Green_freak July 6, 2010

Vagina Spray

The thing Ksi's girlfriend needs for her gonorrhea!

You should hook her up with some Vagina Spray!

by Rash Was Here August 13, 2017

stay schemin

Stay Schemin: grind and plan ahead

drake: "how are you such a baller my niggah?"
common: "i stay schemin drizzy"

philero: "stay schemin my niggah..."
drake: "no doubt kuhz.."

by DJPhilero January 12, 2012

dirty stay out

a person who remains "out" for the whole night usually participating in such promiscuous activities.

A: "Susie went to a club last night and never came home."
B: "What a dirty stay out."

by Jaimeee5 June 11, 2008

stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)

A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.

I'm 17, and I weigh 97 lbs. I decided the best plan was to stay out of jail.

by Assex 776 January 3, 2008

sprayback

This is when you blast a urinal with piss that is not unlike the force of a fire hose or supersoaker. Which consequently turns your piss against you, tossin some sprinkles atcha denims.
A search for a sweet spot might cancel out the deflected pee. Hit them corners up.

Brody: Dude, shake that shit bro, you got some drips. Rick: Nah, it's just that sprayback son.

by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008