French Steamer

...you don't want to know

Guy #1: I just read that they took a French Steamer

Guy #2: Ewww.... I dont want to know

by TheTwenty October 21, 2010

strategi

1.Ones only mode of action in checkers.
2.Singular form of strategy.
3.A strategy consisting of one simple move.

"Glenn has but one strategi"
"That's when you unleash your strategy or strategi"
"In age of empires trever has but on strategi"

by fizwigit January 15, 2006

Bad Dipping Strategy

The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.

Aww fuck, I just BDS'd.

by Joe December 16, 2004

Chattanooga (Choo Choo) Steamer

1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.

"That dude was talking shit so I gave him a Chattanooga Steamer!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

The Philadelphia Steamer

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

by Miller August 7, 2005

strake

A person who, to put it quite literally, extremely up herself/himself. Strakes are overly flamboyant, and possess a quality that makes themselves think they are the centre of attention. Usually mildly intelligent, but then show off about their intelligence capacity. In conclusion, plain annoying.

Man, that guy's such a strake.

Dude, you're such a strake.

by TheWorder12 November 30, 2011

straped

to be straped with guns

thats why i got in trouble for wearing a shirt that said famous stars and straps

efing retarded...

Lil Wayne:I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the VIP section

cashier 1:you should just give him the money, he's straped like shit

cashier 2:NO FUCKING DUHH BICH, I AIN'T GETTIN NO BULLETS IN MY ASS!!

by CristianNewall May 9, 2010