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media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.
I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.
by QuacksO March 2, 2018
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Storm Kaplan

A guys whos trash at 2k with shitty shoes and no basketball skill
by Kenny845 March 15, 2017
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semen storm

A rainstorm but instead of rain it is semen.
Alyssa wants a semen storm. She's a fucking horny ass girl
by Purple8InchCock88812 January 12, 2017
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Storm

only one girl for him
the word storm means the person cares too much
by lache November 22, 2021
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dezzy storm

A brave woman who can be both tinder and dangerous depending on how you treat her. Dezzy Storm is a lover, fighter, and a modest woman. She fights for who she loves and what she believes in. She carries wisdom in her words, love in her heart and Pyrenees in her soul. Dezzy Storm is a true believer in “being true to yourself”, most may not understand the mind of Dezzy Storm, but those who get the chance to get caught in her love spell tend to never want to leave. She is a woman with many gifts and talents, she is a protector.. Most would say she is a healer of some sort. If you ever get a Dezzy Storm in your life…. Keep her
Dezzy Storm healed the peasants from their starvation.
by Dezzy Storm November 22, 2021
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storm

Storm is an amazing person, she manages to cheer everyone up.
She cares about her friends so much and she has the best taste in music!
Have you met storm? She is the best person ever
by dnasf November 21, 2021
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Norwegian Storm

When having sexual intersperse with a girl and squirts an at upwards trajectory and it comes down on you like rain.
Dude I fucked her last Wednesday and she pulled an accidental Norwegian Storm!
by moon237 October 27, 2021
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