Cat Sniffers

Cat Sniffers Anonymous, is an exclusive club, to join you must be honestly dedicated to your profession of Cat Sniffing. The CSA started about 20 years ago when a group of feline addicts got extremely high one night and met up with a gang of good smelling biker cats.

Becky: Gee Whiz, your so dedicated to sniffing cats! I really love that in a man.

Ricky: why thank you, long ago i realized Cat Sniffing had to be my job when i got big... then i heard about CSA, it was perfect for me so i joined after rigorous Cat Sniffing training, i finally got in.

Becky: wow Ricky, im impressed , lets do it!!

Ricky: alright, but do you have a cat?

by FiFI February 25, 2005

tool-sniffer

A homosexual that enjoys smelling another person's penis after sexual intercourse.

Joe Hodges is the biggest tool-sniffer I've ever known.

by PTL April 25, 2006

Sniffelmelling

sniffing/ smelling; to investigate an odor with your nose!!! say hello in dog language

is that dog sniffelmelling my crotch?

by Gilchrist Mckendry July 22, 2006

snifferhole

Your fucking nostril. It sniff things by using its hole.

My snifferhole detected a foul odor coming from my cat's ass.

by Rat Bat September 25, 2006

sniffed out

The state of being really high on coke, aka geeked up.

"I was sniffed out of my mind cuz."

by M. Davis April 27, 2009

spifferblabzing

Spitting up ice cream on a girl while she goes down on you. Alternatively, reading Gravity's Rainbow while waiting for a call from a former girlfriend on Passover.

"I was spifferblabzing on that ho. Boy did I screw up."

by Drunk Lawyer July 3, 2009

stiff turner

when u take a shit and then put it in the freezer, then you use it to fuck a girl.

Hey baby why don't you go grab that stiff turner from the freezer and bring it to bed

by Dinkleheimer Cocksmere July 5, 2009