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Simple Steve

Doesn't care about much and is very selfish, will borrow money and never pay it back. Usually short in stature and never works out.
I loaned John $100.00, but ill never get it back because he's a Simple Steve.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 10, 2020
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Eh!Steve!

a little green "crazy" guy Strong Bad in www.HomestarRunner.com made in his email titled, "Crazy Cartoon". He always says, "Eh!Steve!"
And then EH!STEVE! shows up in one of the episodes and delivers his famous catch-phrase, "EH! STEVE!"
by SCOTT! May 16, 2003
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Steve-Jitsu

Steve-Jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu.
Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match for Karate!

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show me.

Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics*

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face*

Lesson: Firearm > 20 years of martial arts.
by Steve-jitsu July 14, 2009
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steve irwin

Pull a Steve Irwin and die by sting ray, rather than crocodile attack.
by achy November 2, 2008
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Steve Wilkos

An ex security guard from the ''Jerry Springer Show'' that some how got his own show where he yells at people he doesnt know about their siuation that he knows nothing about. His show ,definitely a buzz kill, will have you wanting to reach through the screen and T-bag his bitch ass. All of his lie detecter test comes out negative.
Facts (or not) about Steve Wilkos:
He has a low sperm count and hairy back
Likes to gargle peanut butter for recreational activities
drives a Prius
Has a relationship with Jerry comparable to that of Bird Man and Lil Wayne
He hopes to one day get the viewer ratings of his dad
Really enjoys throwing chairs
Has a tattoo of Jerry on his ass
Friend:I need help doing a report at school about bald bitches, can u point me in the right direction?
You: No problem. Professor Xaviar, rnb singer Cassie, and Steve Wilkos
by Nerd Nasty December 1, 2009
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Steve Aoki

A Japanese American Club DJ, Record Producer, and founder of Dim Mak Records. Born November 30th, 1997. Aoki is a well known electro DJ around the Los Angeles area, also gaining fame pretty much all over the world. This guy turns clubs into a euphoric, rhymic, paradise. Check out his websites for tourdates and shows!

www.steveaoki.com
www.myspace.com/steveaoki
www.dimmak.com

also known as: DJ Steve Aoki Kid Millionaire
Partygirl #1: "Hey did you hear? Steve Aoki is going to DJ that club!"

Partygirl #2: "No way?! I hear celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Joel Madden attend his parties!"
by kimbov April 3, 2009
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Steve Harvey

When the wrong winner is read out at an awards show or presentation.
by OscarFuckup February 28, 2017
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