River Squatter

A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.

Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?

Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!

by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024

Window Shutter

it shuts your window

I have a window shutter. I hope your mouth can be like it

by Wengardian Leviosa August 6, 2024

silver squatter

A “silver squatter” is a parent(s) who run out of money and ask to move in with their kids and help take care of their children.

What’s up with Bill and Susie? Her mom and dad moved in. Silver squatters are cramping their style!

by Danno251 December 31, 2024

Text stutter

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts

retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"

by fencetape January 20, 2025

gym squatter

someone who sits on a piece of equipment/machine, doom scrolling and NOT working out

I couldn’t get all of my work out in bc of the gym squatters

by Latttf April 16, 2025

Stornoway Squatter

When someone who is not entitled to live in the Stornoway residence, the official residence of the leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, because they are no longer the leader of the opposition. This happens when the leader of the party loses their seat in an election (likely due to incompetence and/or indifference towards their constituents), yet the the powers that be allow this unelected politician to continue living in a taxpayer funded household.

The Stornoway Squatter is still occupying the taxpayer funded residence! They must really enjoy living off the backs of other hardworking citizens.

by jennyt72 July 15, 2025

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025