squeege

When you need to piss in a public bathroom and there is a gay lawyer using the only urinal , and he wants you to squeeze by his ass to get to the stall, whilst he has pud in hand.

I have to use the restroom...you can squeege by if you like.

by Nallywood July 1, 2004

Squeezel

A person or organization who attempts to squeeze every last dollar form one's pocket through weasel like means.

Those squeezels at the IRS said I owe five years worth of back taxes.

by WhtRbbt August 23, 2007

man squeeze

Not quite a hand job.

Machu Pichu: Hey did your girlfriend give you a hand job?
J-Kwon: Nah, not really, it was more of a man squeeze.

by J-kwon!!!!!! January 11, 2008

squeech

n.The sound a vagina makes. (not a queef)

v.To perform the sound a vagina makes. (not a queef)

Boy: What is that sound? It's like two pieces of wet rubber rubbing together.

Girl: Sorry, my vagina squeeched

by B-rice Nica-strow February 13, 2008

Squeezer

One who plays with small children (under the age of 12) in a sexual manner.

by wizurd February 13, 2003

Squeezel

A Squeezel is something that one must like and or love, no related to any furry woodland creature. Commonly used in the form "squeezel" or "ilikesqueezels". Not a common name for a Korean game player. Rarely is it used in conjuncation with a clan or guild abbreviation.

Can be used in many creative forms, not recommended for use by AOL users.

by Josh November 29, 2004

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse had started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011