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Voyage of the Yawn Spreader

a. The event following a particularly contagious yawn, in which all persons in the vicinity cannot resist yawning themselves.

b. A phrase used in reaction to a boring speech, lecture, or conversation.
Sean passed his yawn to everyone in the freaking room just because he stayed out too late last night. It was like the fucking Voyage of the Yawn Spreader in there.

Don't even think about taking Jefferson's Public Administration class. It's just another Voyage of the Yawn Spreader. Everyone falls asleep within the first ten minutes.
by Alastairmaster June 20, 2011
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Young Ass Spreader

A person who is very cool and spreads ass, hence the name, ‘Young Ass Spreader’.
Wow, that guy John is a Young Ass Spreader
by method_ February 7, 2022
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spradadad

One who is both mentally and physically equipped. Mentally he is mature, always responsible, a good friend to anyone and everyone, and very intelligent. Physically, his pants fit extremely tight in the crotch region, and he is able to have sex for hours at a time. Most girls love this quality in him.
girl #1: "So I heard you are seeing somebody new. Who is it?"

girl #2: "Just this bad ass smart kid who can give me multiple orgasms at any time of the day. Be jealous he's a spradadad."
by doooooooooooooood April 28, 2008
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spradackled

When your high is kick'n to the point that you are running around the house with a screw driver tightening all of the screws in the furniture and on doors.

When the need to vacuuum overrides the common understanding that is both sketchy and rude to vacuum at 3am.
Tom was so spradackled that the police came from the neighbors complaining his vacuum is ALWAYS running

Elena was so spradackled when she tried seven different stolen credit cards until finally one worked.

Mary Kay was so into her crumbs of crack and so spradackled that she didnt even notice Two Pump had Popped The Boob!!
by Bedragglementation June 5, 2009
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spreang

The term used to describe how gangster gardeners nourish and look after their seedlings, watching them grow into strong, healthy plants. Spriang a plant involves much love, care and devotion.
hey, check out that fella spreang his herb man. Its like hes in love with it!
by Jboiiiiii April 7, 2010
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Spreativity

The essential quality of excellence. Spiritual creativity. Breathing new life into old ways of doing things.
This new generation of church planters is full of spreativity.
by Ten Thousand Church March 29, 2013
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Sheet spreader

The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.
Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.
by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009
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