cunt spitter

One who spits on cunt's or a word to make people feel uncomfortable

Don't be a cunt spitter. or Don't spit on my cunt.

by Vincent Emory October 15, 2013

banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

Turd spitter

The hind end of a male or female.

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"

by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018

stumble-splutter

Where you make a loud burbling sound with your lips as you trip and go sprawling; this can help you to better focus your mind to hopefully not get hurt or damage anything in your fall, plus it will not overly alarm others in your general vicinity.

Petite slight-figured cutie: I totally love my new heart-throb like you wouldn't imagine; I just get concerned whenever we try to go for walks together across uneven ground like a lumpy grass-field, since he is not very sure-footed or steady-balanced in these terrains, plus he's much taller and bulkier than I am, and so I cannot safely/effectively try to catch him if he starts to topple over. He's usually able to land without injury if he has plenty of space to flail his arms and break his fall on the way down, though; I have therefore learned to just jump back out of the way whenever he makes a stumble-splutter, and so usually he merely thuds heavily without incident, and then simply clambers back up and takes my hand again to stroll on as if nothing happened.

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

butter spitter

A fat person who chews the butter from the outside of popcorn and spits it out.

I hate going to the cinema sometimes, it's filled with butter spitters

by Expert in the field of ladies October 29, 2018

Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"

by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019