National kiss a soccer boy day

On November 23 you have to kiss a soccer boy :)

Hey it is national kiss a soccer boy day let’s kiss after my game;)

by Someone216 November 23, 2019

Cock Socket

a stupid slut who can do nothing but want a big, plump, hard cock in any of her wide, loose, gooshy openings.

OMG! That chick is fucking RAGGED! What a COCKSOCKET!!!

by KneeGrow November 25, 2003

Soccer Mom

All of them are fucking bitchez.

soccer moms can suck it.

by Fuckoff January 18, 2005

snockered

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

soccer fags

Homos who think they are tough shit because they kick a ball around and bounce it off their heads. Seriously...balls on the head? Gaaaaaaay.

Ali is one of these soccer fags because he enjoys checkered balls on his face.

by I spelled bannanas wrong June 11, 2009

Socket

"to socket" someone is for a female to have sex with a man. The female equivalent of "to bone".

"Damn I'd like to socket him!"

by emmelineysun August 16, 2011

Soccer mom

A middle-upper class female who is 30-50 years old and constantly getting massages and other shit to try to look younger and sexier so their corporate husband stops screwing his secretary. Always , and i cant stress this more ALWAYS seen driving a huge-ass SVU in which a mile of gas is equal to a fuckin' flight trip from Washington D.C to Australia, usually responsible for accidents and wars over oil such as the Iraq War.Seen driving with a huge-mega-fuck size cup of coffee and blaberring publicly on her new phone and sliding in anew kidz bop 98887 cd for her kids to listen while driving them to choir and some shit like that . These abominations are responsible for ESRB, FCC, kidz bop and the Smile of a Child Network. Usually Christian and 99.9% Catholic, always bitchin' that catholism is the best religon to other Christians such as Baptists and Orthodox. Their world revoles around their kids usually named "Britney" or "Biff"- perfect little angels.The kids are usually forced to watch the Smile of a Child network, listen to Radio Disney.Always overprotected and usually never heard of the word "internet" and never watched fox because of their damn v-chip that their stupid-ass soccer mom was trying to figure out for 2 years. The kids grow up either to continue the horrid cycle or to become hardcore atheists and heroin junkies.

Example1

Dude1:Ya, im baptist dude.
Dude2:Ya, well thats fine with me
SOCCERMOM: WELL JESUS WAS CATHOLIC.
Dude1:No , he was christian dumb bitch.

Example2

Dude1: Wow , the new DeathShitMetal CD is out
Dude2:HOLY CRAP! only 9.99!
Dude1:Im'ma buy this shit now
SOCCERMOM: Excuse, what did you say young man?
-both guys have soundproof headphones on-
-soccer mom rips headphones off and says-
SOCCERMOM: IM TELLING YOUR MOTHERS , LISTEN TO SOMETHING GOOD LIKE CELINE DION
Dude1:No way, that bitch makes my ears bleed.
-soccermom covers kids ears-
Soccermom:How dare you say those things around my kids!
-guys pull out AK-47s and wipe out the whole soccer mom population-

by awsomeo2000 February 17, 2009