derb session

Bj head blow job

Tiff owes mickdawg a derb session

by Mickdawg3oh9 March 20, 2023

doink session with the boys

Smoking weed with the boys

Jack: Tryna have a doink session with the boys
Max: Bet what time is the session

Jack: 6pm my place

by Downey day we July 18, 2023

reprogramming session

When a couple raw dogs it so the girl can be reprogrammed as a babymaking machine. One of the hottest forms of sex as it involves the woman surrendering the programing of her body to carry the man's child for the next nine months

Girl: Damn those reprogramming sessions were extremely fun last night
Guy: Yeah it is so sexy to think that you are willing to have the basic programs of your body completely changed solely because you wanted to feel me raw.

by IshtarsSon September 24, 2023

Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.

I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.

"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

smash session

To partake in sexual activities and gain multiple orgasms/evacuations in any desired time period.

"Baby are you down for a smash session after the club tonight? "

by 6ixFoe January 31, 2024

Yapping session

"Yapping session" is an expression used for caracterising a speech, talk, or a class that results in annoyance or even sleep, if the subject is as uninteresting as the person speaking.

Student 1: That was the biggest yapping session I've ever heard.
Student 2: Fr! I wasn't paying attention at all!
Student 3: Our Biology teacher loves yapping, even the smartest guy fell asleep.
Student 4 (a.k.a. the smartest guy in the A class of 11th grade and still asleep): What was the subject?

by tfv07 February 9, 2024