smothercate

The act of an obese person rolling over on their slimmer mate, usually resulting in death.

A combination of sufficating & smothering someone to death

I was watching CSI the other night, and this fat woman smothercated her boyfriend, or whateva

by OSA March 3, 2005

sloth

1. Two- or three- toed tree-dwelling mamal. The sloth's slowness is caused by it's inability to move more than one major voluntary muscle at a time. Needless to say, sloth reproduction is hilarious.

2. One of the seven deadly sins -- a sort of laziness. According to Catholic Doctrine, all laziness is a sub-form of sloth (much as all anger is a sub-form of wrath), but to truly epitomize sloth, you must be unwilling to take action -- even to help yourself -- out of simple laziness.

1. The sloth is nature's ultimate prey.

2. I was going to shower this week, but then I had an attack of sloth.

by Al February 13, 2005

Smith College

Smith College is not a girls school with men it is a women's college without boys.

Smithies are the most successful women in the universe.

by rm 102 December 4, 2004

Anna Nicole Smith

what is that a Cow on valium?

oh it's Anna Nicole Smith

mooooooooooo moooooooooo mooooooooooooo

by backdoor boyz are as gay as any gangster August 8, 2004

Will Smith

One of the best rappers ever! He has done a whole bunch of movies, sold millions of records, and is one of the nicest guys on the planet.

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
iRobot
The Pursuit of Happiness
Seven Punds
Hitch

Will Smith is one of the nicest people ever!

by chvilicek6 July 5, 2009

Smith

Verb 1. To drink far in excess of all other wedding reception participants, guests, officiants, or attendants at an open bar and to actively disrupt the celebratory event by means cutting in line to the open bar, blocking access to the open bar, being excessively gregarious, loud, insulting, self-depricating, and ending the night by being completely and utterly inebriated to the point of committing an unspeakable act such as vomiting all over one's self and others while in a heavily occupied passenger or commuter vehicle.

Verb 2. To be "that guy," at a wedding.

Present tense: To Smith. Past Tense: Smithed.

See Also: Jackass

That wedding would have been great had that tall dude with spikey hair not Smithed it.

by iwasthere June 13, 2013

Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Church

Joseph Smith, Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum!

Joseph smith the founder of the mormon church is gay, i love southpark

by 123454321123454321 August 27, 2006