Slobby Bobby

A roommate or individual that's a slob.

* Sees that fellow random roommate selected very clean box on survey, feeling good
*Walks into the apartment for the first time. Looks at the floor and realizes it's caked in dirt that not even my Swifter wet jet could remove
*Opens up sink cabinet to find 100s of crumbled up plastic bags

*Walks deeper into the common area and notices that boxes are ~everywhere~, behind sofa, under TV, impairing functionality of the door
* Texts best friends, "My roommate is a Slobby Bobby"

by theogcooler August 18, 2022

Slobba

Someone who is sloppy with their browser history.

Damn, Kevin is such a slobba.

by YourorganicBBG September 14, 2022

slobberate

v. To drool excessively. Often in relation to sexual expectation rather than gastronomic hunger.

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You may want to step back a little, Honey. I am beginning to slobberate like a house on fire.

You realise your metaphors make no sense at all. Right?

by gnostic3 January 7, 2023

slobbergoblin

the opposite of a munch

man emma is a slobbergoblin!

by milflover6910 January 16, 2023

Slobberdoodlewoodlechoodle

If you use this word you must be in great mental pain.

I shout "Slobberdoodlewoodlechoodle" and they immediately put me in a mental hospital.

by da real hache January 31, 2023

Slobber

What I do on the nipples and sexy, muscular chest of my one and only bloodhound period sex lover Jacob Seed

Person A: God I just wanna slobber on Jacob’s sexy chest look at those giant man titties let me have at
Person B: Can I join
Person A: No

by Bathroomstalker3000 March 21, 2023

slobber knockers

the testicles.

"Oh my god! He just got kicked right in the slobber knockers!

by BlitzRain April 1, 2023