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OJ Simpson

The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.
OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.
by cclark October 19, 2007
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The Simpson

The girl is laying down giving the guy a blow job and the guy lays his balls on the divot in her man-chin. This move works best if the girl has a crease in her man-chin.
Last night Jessica was giving me a hummer when I gave her the Simpson.
by B Machine February 7, 2009
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the simpsons

A shitty ass show that is and never was funny
by bleebleep bloop December 9, 2008
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scot simpson

by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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SymPussy

a Portmanteau of the words 'Sympathy' and 'pussy'

It doesn't take a genius to figure out its definition..
Yeah but, he'll still get sympussy from his girlfriend.
by Skttlz313 September 9, 2010
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simpson university softball

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.
You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.
by NAIAStud September 4, 2016
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Simpist

On who accuses others of being a simp, when in a reality, they are the simp.
“He is such a simpist!”
by NewBillNye69 April 1, 2020
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