Kibbles n' Shits

When your dog, cat, friend, or other has a bad reaction to kibbles n' bits dog food.

"Damn dude, my grandma has the kibbles n' shits. Probably shouldn't have put that in her pill planner."

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

Wall max shits

Its when a woman does a wall sit naked and a man lays under her and eats the shit coming out of her ass

Bro I went to Sues house last night and she did some Wall max Shits on me

by Jew Pac 69 April 13, 2020

Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.

This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!

by readme.rtf November 11, 2020

Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021

Snake that shits perfect rats.

1. Someone or something that participates without adding anything of substance.

Person 1: "Dude, the only thing Lenny added to the presentation was stupid transition effects."

Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."

by Johnrad March 22, 2022

Tear dem shits up

To severely injure yourself (especially knees or ankles) in a way that might possibly require surgery while participating in sports such as basketball, football or parkour.

Many basketball fans, particularly in Memphis love to ridicule Zion Williamson for the injuries and weight issues that caused him to miss a significant number of games but fail to mention how high flying Ja is only one dunk away before he'll tear dem shits up himself just like in the 2022 playoffs.

by He-ro October 24, 2022

I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.

guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022