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Shrek

Shrek our God and Saviour
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shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020
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Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP
by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020
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shrek

To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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shrek

a old sexy ogre that is sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur a shrek
man: oh gaaawddaamm come here shrek
by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020
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Shrek

The baddest bitch on the block and you’re likely to take him back to swamp and get nutted on.
God Shrek took me home and made me feel alive.
by Ur_Rose March 12, 2025
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shrek's swamp discord server

a server has an aliens talking there about aline stuff
by mhamedo November 1, 2019
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