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DK Sexual

the act of being so in love with DK Metcalf that you get hard to his tweets and are turned on by his acrobatic catches. You blush when you see him post on Instagram.
Wow look at Micah he is such a DK Sexual every time he looks at Metcalf he gets a boner!
by DKSexual14 December 27, 2020
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sexual maniac

That person has a sex addiction, with other words, that person is a sexual maniac.
by NOnameNOsurname November 15, 2019
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weeknd sexual

someone who is extremely obsessed and in love w The Weeknd aka Abel tesfaye.

- stargirl xo
by stargirl xo June 4, 2022
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Asymptotic Sexual

A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.

Also called Asymsexual.
Because Mary believes in stupid promise rings, she won't have sex until marriage. However, everything else is fair game, including blowies and anal. She is a total Asymptotic Sexual.
by ProfessorOtter December 1, 2013
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sexual bryan

he is a very sexual bryan
by sexual bryan February 2, 2018
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Sexual Colonialism

Invading and occupying the class of a other gender to appropriate and loot its roles, reservations, and responsibilities in society in order to avoid the roles of your own gender as a form of escapism. Other terms include Transgenderism, LGBTQ, YASS KWEEN and many more.
There is a 40% chance of suicide for people who practise sexual colonialism..... whats that? It became 50% in 2020??
by ChungusC March 4, 2021
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Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.
Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.
by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009
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