Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems

just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues

by worr1 October 27, 2022

Wanna sesh

Having a jolly session invoking drinking or weed

1: Wanna sesh?
2: Yea I reckon

by Jazcabbage11 June 8, 2023

Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc

Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!

by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023

Swelter sesh

The overwhelming internal warmth derived from the simple act of sitting in the suffocating heat of a parked car after a long day in the frigid work space. It is often accompanied by dissociative scrolling on one’s phone or a blissful slip into the dreamscape.

“Sorry it took so long for me to respond to after work, I was having a swelter sesh in my car.”

As I sat in misery, shivering under the AC at work, I thought to myself, “I can’t wait for my swelter sesh.”

by Jroo5 October 17, 2024

nic sesh

a nicotine session

imagine your with your friends and you come up with the idea to consume nicotine with them. you would say “let’s go nic sesh”

by Mownique January 20, 2024

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

Lao-Sesh

this term (noun/adj) itself is a short form of Lao-Szechuan and has multiple meanings that can differ based on context. It is widely used to signify an asian meal that incorporates some sort of oriental seasoned meat cooked with veggies and served on a side of rice. Also, the term can be used to explain something in a negative regard and show signs of difficult/hopeless situations.

Term used as a noun:

Dwight: Hey Alex, what have you prepared for dinner tonight?
Alex: Tonight, we will be having Lao-Sesh.

Term used as an adjective:
Dwight: How was your Organic Chemistry exam last week?
Alex: Scores came back and I got the class low, 14.5%. I got Lao-Seshed.

by viagrafactory December 10, 2023