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Sciency

The term used when something seems unlikely, peculiar, ‘fishy’, ‘shady’.

It stems from the deep bias festering at the core of the scientific practice.

Consequently, all conspiracy type theories are hereby coined ‘sciency’. By the same token all conspiracy theorist are now scientists.
Moishy: Bro, the theory of Evolution gives me sciency vibes.

Rupert: Mate, your starting to sound like a scientist.
by NotVonNeumann November 12, 2021
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Science underground

An illegal practice where scientists or people with scientific knowledge in secrecy conduct illicit and brutal experiments that violate both federal and state law, along with violating the Geneva convention’s regulations. Some participants are rumored to kidnap humans and steal pets and livestock in order to conduct their illegal experiments. So basically mad scientists of the modern day
Don’t go out after dark you might become the next victim to a participant of the science underground
by OldDogg November 13, 2021
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Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.
They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.
by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021
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science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.
Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done
“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
Chaos, pure chaos.”
by weeser_ January 27, 2022
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Science Notebook

The science notebook is a notebook used by many.

Within the science notebook, there is many years work of writing. Since there is so much writing, the science note book is indeed abused.
Today, we will use our science notebook and write todays notes.
by Moonahh December 15, 2021
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Science talent

A bunch of societal rejects on crack who may or may not be big brain.
did you hear that Joe is in science talent
by the societal reject February 17, 2022
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