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cum salad 

It is when a female has unprotected sex with multiple men in a short period of time. there is so many different men's seamen in her it is like all the ingredients in a salad. This can be proven on national television on various trash talk shows when multiple men are tested for paternity.
I saw La-Queef on the Maury show and she had the 8th man tested for paternity. That ho had a cum salad up in her.
cum salad by Teabagette April 12, 2005

fuckboy salad

A place or setting with a lot of fuckboys. Usually mixed and tossed together like salad.
"This classroom is a fuckboy salad."
fuckboy salad by TrapDinosaur November 16, 2015

lead salad 

a term for a vicious spray of bullets made up by the narrator of Fight Club, as he makes his escape from Police Headquarters during his efforts to foil Tyler Durden's plans to blow up the major credit card company buildings.
"First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?"
lead salad by Robert "Bob" Paulson October 17, 2008

Toilet Salad 

When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.
Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad
Toilet Salad by Triple Trolls July 11, 2017

Grandma's chicken salad 

A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.
Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"

Herring Salad

the act of two guys eating out a womans smelly vagina and ass simultaneously.
After an evening of chasing flamingos, Chad and JR are looking to relax by finding a nice old lady to herring salad.
Herring Salad by Johnnie Bee December 9, 2010