Sailboat farts 

When you're on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go.

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Sailboat farts

Sailboat farts by Urban Cutester January 9, 2017

Sailinsane 

Temporary insanity due to the inability to go sailing.

"Between this weather and my work schedule, If I don't find some way to go sailing soon I'll go sailinsane!"

Sailinsane by joshismycaptain April 18, 2018

Sailors 

In short, Sperm. The word 'Semen' closely resembles seaman which is where the word sailors got its name

Billy: Wow look at that girl over there i'm gonna go talk to her

Joseph: You gonna have her catch those sailors tonight or what ?

Sailors by Bigballer2427 September 16, 2017

Sailorboat 

A person who identifies as Transgender or anything other than male or female. Can also be used to describe feminine men or masculine women.

Person 1: Hey dude, see that person over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I can't tell if that's a guy or a woman.
Person 2: Oh, that's cause they're a sailorboat.

Sailorboat by Loli Mage April 20, 2018

sails'd 

getting ditched by your best friend

Bryan totally sails'd me last night!

sails'd by h12445 November 10, 2017

Sailor’s Cannon 

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

Sailor’s Cannon by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

Sailing the cart 

Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.

1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.

2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”

Sailing the cart by harry pot June 5, 2018