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sausage jockey

a person of either gender who likes a lotta dick.
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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sausage fest

unfortunately, most of my friday and saturday nights

consisting of a bunch of guys hanging out with no females in sight for miles
Me: hey hannah wanna come over and chill with me and my boys
Hannah: nahh i cant im busy tonite
Me: FUCK another sausage fest
by shmools May 28, 2007
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flying sausage

When a man jumps spread-eagle into the open legs of his mate, trying to get his penis into her vagina.
man, i pulled a flying sausage on my wife, but i missed and smashed the fuck out of my face.
by marc and alex April 5, 2007
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Sausage egg and cheese

When a man wraps his penis (sausage) with a piece of american cheese (. . . well cheese I guess) and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female (egg)
ex. Dude I so totally gave that girl a sausage egg and cheese last night.
by padiddly diddly September 16, 2009
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Sausage

A person with little relevance who often acts up and elevates their own status much higher than it ever will be. This person often considers themselves a bit of a god when in fact they are actually, a sausage!
You mate, are a right sausage
by maltavee April 17, 2015
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SAUSAGE PARTY

You wanna go into a club but you check to see if the place is heaving with Ladies, you check it out and its full of blokes ,, go back to your mates "nah man place is a sausage party"
by MunkiRuss March 5, 2003
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