Shoonscrolling

Shitting gooning and doom scrolling at the same time simultaneously

Guy 1: hey why is it so loud in the bathroom
Guy 2: oh guy 3 is just shoonscrolling
Guy 1: what

*Meanwhile*

Guy 3: eaungh *shoons aggressively*

by Shoonscroller67 October 22, 2025

Soon

What game developers say to get people to stay hyped while the game/update is nowhere near close to being finished.

“Stop asking when the update is, it’s coming soon.”

by Nocturnal Koala October 23, 2025

soon

in about 10 years; never

guys update is soon

by guysupdatemightbesoon October 27, 2025

soon

Never, or in a large period of time; almost 80 years.

“The Roblox Ink Game update comes out soon!”

by DamagedOC October 29, 2025

soon

When people glaze Taylor Swift and say that they’ll stop “soon”, which means never, or in almost 80 years.

“The Taylor Swift glaze will end soon.”

by DamagedOC October 29, 2025

Shwoonner

A shower gooner

Goran is a shwoonner, he does it every day.

by Edu___283738 November 18, 2025

Shoon

Taking a shit and gooning at the same time

Yo bro ima go shoon

by diddyblud6741 November 29, 2025