vegas rain storm

When you are about to cum while fucking a prostitute on the 32nd floor of a casino you jump through the window and ejaculate on over 500 people before you hit the ground.

Frank had 1 week to live so he was the second person to pull off the las Vegas rain storm.

by Rolling a Mexican October 10, 2017

Heart of stone

Cold and cruel, has no feelings nor emotions.

After she left me I grew a heart of stone, now i cant find love.

by Alpha7J May 1, 2018

Soviet Bus Stop

A sexual act where you bring a man close to climax and then press an ice-cube tray to his penis and it becomes frozen like Ralphie's tongue in A Christmas Story.

Janine surprised Tom with a Soviet Bus Stop and it was incredibly painful, but he still managed to finish.

by Empty21 January 1, 2021

browse categories store blog

your so bored you decide to search up the things at the top of the website- damn bro.

search up search up if your that bored :)

NOW GO TO sLeEP

person: i'm bored
person: ok search up browse categories store blog
person: ok your more bored then me here's the phone-

by Chocolate Fish May 20, 2021

Purple Spaghetti Story

A Purple Spaghetti Story is an unnecessarily long, convoluted joke which feels more like a story and ends with a unrelated, usually familiar punch line. Sometimes also called a Shaggy Dog Story - although purple spaghetti stories involve … spaghetti vs dogs.

Over dinner, Richard told his nephews, Aaron and Zack his famous " Purple Spaghetti Story about his son, Jeremy getting sent to the principal’s office for passing notes in class. In this version of the story, Jeremy was expelled from school even though all the note said was “Purple Spaghetti”. By the time Richard was finished with the thirty-minute meandering diatribe, the boys had fallen asleep and missed the punch line about “looking both ways before you cross the street”.

by NZev November 1, 2021

store d'oeuvres

Snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren't planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.). Usually happens on the weekend.

I went to Costco the other day and filled up on store d'oeuvres.

by Roy Batty 2019 June 12, 2010

stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

by Kaworu April 12, 2005