floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

Virtual Cleveland Steamer

(also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."

Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!

No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!

by JMH85 February 16, 2010

back out a steamer

take a shit

Hey Rodney!
I running a little late, I got to go to the shitter and back out a steamer!!

by bah_bah2 August 31, 2010

Double Decker Steamer

When one takes a dump on another person's body (like a steamer) but followed by another person taking a dump on the original dump. More is better...

After completing the steamer, she needed more so I asked my buddy to give her a double decker steamer.

by Billy Bob Ray October 9, 2010

West Side Highway Steamer

It's where you stop in the left lane of the west side highway(NYC) get out put your back against median..pull your draws down and take a nasty steamer all over the median and road while people are driving by you..after all is said and done your friend jumps in and wipes for you..if you asking yourself if this really happened..it did..and it was a female

A woman took a west side highway steamer on Monday morning

by Wreckinballz January 15, 2013

The Eldorado Steamer

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.

I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.

by TastefullCopyrightInfringement May 11, 2015

death valley steamer

When a girl shits between your balls

Shelly got excited and plopped a big steamy load, a death valley steamer, poop in the valley of my balls.

by leoger541 May 26, 2015