Smegetti

When you have so much smeg that it forms into a delicous strand of smeg and spagetti

Oh my! that smegetti is so delicious!!

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

Smegma

The cheese that they sell in my local store.

Person 1: I'm going to the store, what do you want?
Person 2: Can you pick up some smegma?
Person 1: The fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!

by wendover154 May 6, 2024

smegma

a way to insult a "pretend sigma"

random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!

by haz3.ox May 7, 2024

Smeggy

Penis with dried cum on it

Oh look grandads penis is smeggy, grandma will clean it don't worry

by Excited Man1 May 10, 2024

Smegmamaxx

The action in which an uncircumcised male intentionally does not clean the insides of his penis for months, eventually causing smegma to build up so much that it leaks out and dyes the head of his penis white, also creating a revolting but masculine musk that carries with the smegmamaxxer.

Why does jimmy smell like shit?

He's Smegmamaxxing, trust the process, bitch.

by HelicopterLover9999 May 25, 2024

smegma

ohio opposite version of sigma

bro ur such a fatass smegma

by cocmonke June 9, 2024

Smegma

A really sticky cheese that comes from your jonhson, it can be bought only at Wlamrat.

Anthony Moca cant wait to eat this smegma with some bagels

by smegma master June 10, 2024