ryder simpson

skullet plays hockey hates life bad marks at school dumb asf

ryder simpson is an idoit

by CoDesanchez April 20, 2022

brabey Simpsons....

Ur the best at what U do.... S

Should only be replied with ....Johnson's and stuff ( yea I know like av a look)

Ur the brabey Simpsons.... she said to me to witch I looked at her with that full mirror wanker look and said Johnson's and stuff

by trickyZtricks April 13, 2023

Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)

Uh, Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, and in this point of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yes
May I see the Aurora Borealis (Simpsons Version)?
No

by SOSOOSOS January 2, 2019

sampscum

Sampscum (n.) That sticky film that is left around your Bathub that you can't easily get rid of.

Sapmscum (v.) A low down dirty act of pursuasion that knows no bounds.

Sampscum (adj.) To resemble filth, or scum.

(n.) The bathroom was sampscum, an air of putrescence arose from every corner.

(v.) His borther had nearly married, but he had managed to sampscum her away from him. Now he left her used, and broken.

(adj.) The grease monkey looked sampscummy and discheveled, but he was not nearly as sampscummy as the lawyer that came to forclose on his shop.

by Firebrand Johnson October 17, 2006

simesayin'

To agree with someone, short for "That's what I'm saying!"

Bill certainly is in a bad mood.... simesayin'

by fusnerhall September 9, 2009

Sampsquanch

Another term for a hairy, ape-like being that resides prominently in the mountains of British Columbia. (i.e sasquatch).

Holy shit, did you just see that massive Sampsquanch?

by butteryturd January 11, 2010

Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .

Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted

by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019