saint bernard prep

It’s a place of a bunch of suck ups they are mostly fuckers and they are just annoying they are like if your not perfect you don’t fucking fit in it is a catholic fucking boarding school in Alabama cullman and I think you shouldn’t ever go there or definitely board there just being honest

That Saint Bernard prep is a hell hole

by Rip9/11forever February 18, 2019

The Mean Saint

Someone that always has self convinced justification for every decision and tends to judge others and be mean while hiding behind a blanket of self spoken excuses to be mean. They tend to be defensive and give excuses when they recieve any criticism, and they love to call other people assholes when really they are the meanest of them all. Great at convincing themselves they're right, to a toxic degree that tends to make their lives very average and lacking of intense fun. They tend to live in Alabama, Kansas, or some state where they end up alone as shit doing some boring ass shit.

Dude, f*co having Kevin over. He thinks he's Mr. I do everything right and everyone else is just annoying. Noone likes The Mean Saint.

by Forgetthenormal October 8, 2018

Saint Augustine’s

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019

Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker

by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019

saint patricks day

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.

"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)

by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019

Saint Francis High School

Saint Francis High School is the place to go for juul parties in the bathroom. If your student doesn’t get an A or is the best at a sport they will be rejected and have no friends, this is the place to send the “good” catholic boys and girls. Don’t forget to prayer every single day or you will be forced to sit and pray all day. If you’re looking for a school that can teach about hell just by experiencing it, this is the place for you. Everyone is all amen and shit and if you aren’t then you are humiliated. If you are a student here you should probably leave as soon as you read this because I know you wanna take of those dumb uniforms.

Guy #1: So you go to Saint Francis High School?
Guy #2: Yeah, I’m Catholic
Guy #1: hehe amen and shit
Guy #2: you’re going to hell
Guy #1: actually I’m gonna stay at my school thanks

by YahBoiMrMiggins December 3, 2019

Saint

Rufaro Mutsa Chikukwa

Rufaro is not a demon she is a saint.

by MangoKinoa December 4, 2019

Big Saint Nick

The chubby red suited man who leaves presents under the Christmas Tree

Kid: I wonder what Big Saint Nick left under the tree!

by SniperShots1 December 24, 2019