rasterbate

To spend many hours working in photoshop making a picture look exactly the same as it did when you started.

"Man... My eyes are killing I've been working on that new logo all day. I need a bigger monitor"

"Yeah, they always said that too much rasterbation would make you go blind"

by CheShA May 13, 2005

rooster pack

cock and balls, or beak and gaggle

After he played basketball he had a funky smellin' rooster pack

by Linsery October 22, 2003

Rooster Parmesan

It's a blowjob after having had sex with your menstruating partner.

Dude, last night I had my first Rooster Parmesan. It wasn't as bad as I had imagined. Turns out, I love the taste of my menstrual blood.

by Bleeding Brown Eye March 20, 2010

Chocolate Rooster Tail

When someone releases an enema into the face of another.

Mark bent over the back of a chair by the door after a self administered enema, anus pointed eye level, waiting for Kyle to open the door so he could chocolate rooster tail him.

by Ol'Hickry September 30, 2010

vutch router

your grab your penis as a women has her fingers in her vagina as you both grasp each other’s arms an work the arm back an forth leading to an orgasm

like i an another partner were vutching the other night using the vutch router

by delberto June 15, 2011

Rooter

(1987-Present)(Co-founder of subHOP Productions) Rooter is a Las Vegas, NV, USA, born and raised spoken word poet/producer whose soul purpose in art is to find the root cause of shared problems, in an effort to exploit them and then promote more realistic and conservative solutions.

Have you heard Rooter's latest poem?

This track was produced by Rooter!

by subHOPultraFAN July 27, 2011

Rooter

A British router used by urban British thugs.

Jaz, can you help me use my rooter...Rectify, what the hell is a rooter? It is what I use to share my British internet.Oh, you mean a router. Yeah thats what i said a rooter.

by Rectify April 20, 2005