redneck ratchet

A male or female redneck who acts ghetto.

That redneck was acting so ghetto. He's a redneck ratchet.

by DPorterLA August 5, 2012

redneck beemer

A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz

Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?

by reppintha423 April 29, 2012

Redneck Roulette

A version of Russian roulette, but for rednecks. A microwave equipped with a turntable inside is place on the center of a table (this requires an extension chord). Multiple rednecks sit around the microwave evenly-spaced apart. Place a handgun with one bullet in the chamber inside the microwave. Turn the microwave on for 5 minutes. The handgun will rotate around on the turntable inside the microwave. When the handgun fires, whoever gets shot loses.

Disclaimer: Be sure to only have one bullet inside the gun and that it is in the chamber. If there are other bullets in the clip or revolver, those bullets will also fire and you will damage your handgun.

Do not ever try this!

"Well I'll tell you what. Night before last, me and the fellers done played redneck roulette at Tami Sue's place, and Bobby got shot real good.

by PDX Pilot 1 April 24, 2015

Redneck Pop

The actual label for what the genre of music most people call "modern country". Since new country doesn't resemble actual country music from the likes of Roy Clark, Willie Nelson, or Dolly Parton (among others), and does resemble bad 1990s pop music with an added steel guitar and twangy accent telling stories about redneck fantasies (driving pickup down a dirt road with a girl in tight blue jeans, mostly, but sometimes partying and drinking cheap beer), it's not really accurate to call it "country music" when it's really more about the redneck lifestyle and lack of musical diversity.

"That ain't no country station. All they play is redneck pop. Find a station with some Roy Clark, man."

by Nix Nightbird June 1, 2015

redneck circumcision

When a redneck girl is giving her brother a blowjob and bites off the tip of his pecker

Johnny sister gave him a redneck circumcision last Thursday.

by Saitan98 July 22, 2017

Redneck Yacht Club

A club composed of hicks who drive their trucks through man-made mud puddles.

The hicks are going to the Redneck Yacht Club on Saturday, to get drunk and laugh their asses off at the stupidest event ever.

by Corporal Cockass December 3, 2011

Redneck rimjob

When your dog licks your asshole while you're screwing your girlfriend.

I walked in on my roommate Joe, and that sick fuck was getting a Redneck rimjob.

by rws2012s August 28, 2009