Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

Will Read

will read is known for how good at footy he is. He is so good that he can pull jack liascos's sister even though he is bigger than the moon and turns into the local pedo when around her. Anyone who is called will read already has a guarantee their dog is a bitch and hates you.

You must be Will Read, you pull mad bitches and play footy as well as Eddie betts!

by EddieBettsfingeredme April 7, 2022

Read

Makes sense/ checks out

Marc: 2+2 is 4
James:That read, that read.

by LMAOLOLURAFUCCINGBOT December 26, 2022

Bethany Read

Bethany is the best girl you will ever know. She is so beautiful. Kind. And is a great person. She is really hot. And take it from me she really sexy. She understands you and other people and you will never want to leave her side. - take it from me her gf she is amazing.

Bethany Read you are so talented. I love you.

by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018

read it in english

What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".

Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework

by concept not format November 30, 2019

lip reading

Also known as "speechreading", lip reading is a communication technique of understanding speech by watching a person's lip movements, facial expressions, and gestures, which can be enhanced by any residual hearing. It's a skill used by many people with hearing loss but also by the general public in noisy environments to aid comprehension. The technique is not foolproof, as many sounds look alike on the lips, and a complete understanding relies on context and other clues.

During the lecture, I noticed she was lip reading to keep up with the professor, especially when the classroom got really loud.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

bethany read

She is the best person you will ever know. She is hot, understanding, and so amazing. She plays the trumpet, guitar, and piano. She is really good at singing and is so talented. She is also a great person. She is the best thing on this world. And you will fall for her kind eyes, and big heart so fast. But just know she will be there to catch you. -take it from me her girlfriend she is amazing.

Bethany Read is so kind.

by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018