Hyper_Riley

a man online with huge massive testicles and eats bricks for breakfast his nuts are prolly the size of your head and yet he loves you at the same time no homo tho

"yo have you seen Hyper_Riley" "oh the dude with massive nuts yeah"

by hugeman42069 May 13, 2022

Riley

A ugly ass motherfucker that is weak as fuck and his nose is the shape of a fat penis. Not even one girl isn’t attractive to him because of his dick nose that grows and grows all the way to his forehead. He is an asshole and he does not give a fuck about your feelings

Wow look at Riley
Riley has a small dick!!!

by # The slick Asian man June 7, 2018

Pull A Riley

To flex on people for no apparent reason just because his self esteem is extraordinary low. He also may he tendencies to swear, be violent, and to step on other peoples shoes just because he is a massive dick, but that doesn't mean he HAS a massive dick.

"Bro, these are new shoes, you don't have to go pull a Riley on me!"

by thatoneguyyouknowbutdonttalkto November 21, 2019

Rileys Law

Rileys Law - Only gay if socks are off

jimmy: so i fucked this guy last night

mark: wtf your such a faggot

jimmy: nah rileys law i had my socks on

mark: oh ok cool

by Popstar Riley April 22, 2017

Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing

It’s something a big white Jewish dude would enjoy watching with his gf.

Damn, why is Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing so god damn good.

by Riley Reid Anal Prolapsing August 25, 2019

Riley

a total and complete bitch. backstabber. liar. and wayyyy desperate

That liar is a Riley

by Dehlia Drecook June 20, 2008

Riley

Two steps behind homosapiens in the evolutionary chain. A mouth-breathing moron, lacking in ordinary social ettiquate, and having below average intelligence. Often seen staring blankly at inanimate objects and drooling.

In midieval times they were called "Hoggs-feed", because they were slaughtered and fed to livestock.

Did you seen that idiot? He was such a "Riley".

by Snotty Nosed Bandit July 23, 2008