"spring loaded in the dumb position"

a person who constantly volunteers wrong answers in a class or meeting

"I swear that guy is "spring loaded in the dumb position" every time the instructor asked us about a Roman general he said Napolean"

by Rat Tie January 12, 2009

positionality

A fake word that Stanley L. Lloyd made up.

"Hey Pat, what is your positionality on this issue?" - Stanley

"Positionality is not a word..." - Patrick

(Stanley begins crying)

by pReimherr February 4, 2009

Position 99

What French people call spooning or theoretically, any sex position in which both partners have bodies parallel, facing in the same direction.

The second best position is position 99.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

the "L" position

The best sex position known to man created by Nick Cortese the sex god to aceive full body orgasms in less then 6.0021 seconds.

yo i totaly couldnt get my girl to finish last night so i asked my friend nick how to do the "L" position and she screamed like a six year old girl at a carnival who lost her stuffed bull dog named bobo!

by NOT Nick Cortese June 23, 2011

POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity)

The ideal location or spot to be in for success.

At a bar, I want to sit at a table that is a POMO (Positionof Maximum Opportunity) for checking out the hotties.

In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.

by Hang Loose Bro March 27, 2010

fecal position

1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position.

2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit

After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."

by kathydumper August 25, 2009

Prone Position

The position you get into to build up fart gas, so you can light it on fire. Get down on the floor; place your chest on the ground; put your butt up as high as it can go; place one side of your face on the ground like you are listening for footsteps; wait until you need to fart. When you "get one," roll over on your back; place the flame under your anus; and push out a plode (a fart on fire). Never light up in silk, never in the nude, to prevent suck back (flame in anal cavity). Fart lighting is polite, as it extinguishes the smell.

Man, I have an upset stomach after eating that warm, greasy salad. Let me get in the prone position so I can light up (fart on a flame).

by Bobby Johnson from Vici August 16, 2012