squirty poop

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

bison poop

bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!

example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".

example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.

by maifingfongtable:))))) April 22, 2020

poop shrapnel

Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.

I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."

by toilet_bound September 14, 2013

poop in the typewriter

1. Superfluous language.

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.

by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011

Poop kink

you literally get aroused by shit. like actual shit. are you ok?

(also called Coprophilia)

Person 1: I have a poop kink!

Person 2: ok.

by RedToast0 December 23, 2021

Poop-speeding

When you drive faster than the speed limit, trying to get home in a hurry, because you're having a number 2 emergency.

Travis had to go so bad, he was racing down the road, and a cop pulled him over while he was poop-speeding.

by Jakebreak July 7, 2009

poop troll

A very rare and dangerous animal that can be found in parts of Brazil, Turkey, and South Dakota. This creatures shits can way upwards of 7000 pounds . Its poops are extremely deadly and so far has claimed 45 lives since they started keeping track back in 1979. If you every run into one of these monsters run as fast as you can but chances are you are going to have a poopie death.

"Holy shit run its a poop troll!"

"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"

by Mr.McCunty April 6, 2009