Holy Poo

Clean version of holy (shit) for people who do not want to swear.

"OMG! Did you know that the Jonas Brothers are coming to town?"
"Holy Poo! No way!

by kidme2 January 24, 2009

poo nig

A person that is just a poop mouf..he's just a POOP POOP NIGGY!

Wow, that guy is such a poo nig!

Hey, Jake, you poo nig!

by Skeety April 16, 2007

Poo Partner

The person sitting in the toilet stall directly next to you, which causes both of you to become joined in a partnership. A partnership of poo.

(saying to oneself) Man I really just wanted to come into this nice quiet place and let loose with some peace and privacy... Could really do without the poo partner right now.

by Mr Bob Dingles May 30, 2012

poo air

an extremely smelly fart caused by gas passing around crap in the intestines.

The preferred pronunciation "pwair" (almost French sounding) is a high-class way to refer to a fart.

While the sound of Dennis' fart was muted by the orchestra, his poo air overwhelmed the audience in the mezzanine.

by gmoney63 December 22, 2008

poo on a stick

simply poo on a friekin stick

im so hungry i can eat poo on a stick

by joeysans May 18, 2006

poo brain

A dumbo who has poo for brains and therefore thinks stinky thoughts.

Mitch: Why don't you like me
Kath: Mitch, you're a poo brain

by KathyK May 25, 2008

MSN Poo

Taking to unsuspecting friends on MSN messenger whilst taking a poo
Due to the wonders of Wireless technology, it is now possible to take a laptop to the toilet whilst having a poo. It is therefore possible to talk you your friends on MSN messenger whilst having a poo, saving valuable time and also getting rid of the annoying 'brb - toilet' (Meaning Be Right Back, Toilet) breaks which seem to occur during most MSN conversations. MSN Poos are common among students and young professionals, and have a tendency to be more common among males than females.

Dann says: "Hey, you know what kind of conversation this is?"
Mark says: "No, what is it?"
Dann says: "Its an MSN Poo!"
Mark says: "Wow, so you're actually on the toilet now?"
Dann says: "Yeah, isn't this great"

by Dann B June 19, 2007